Shitty Beaches, Elmo vs. Cruz: The top 10 headlines in San Antonio this week
This week's top stories were largely about gross subjects, from fecal contamination at the beach to rats in the kitchen.
By San Antonio Current Staff
Jul 8, 2022
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